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OK so from now on I will sum up and post rants as one intense sentence,

fucking with some three legged frogbull shit getting milked like it was a BEES KNEE breaking my heart bitch I'd like to hurl one of these days.

(hurling bitches is a returning theme with me)
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:iconeternaladdict:
if you ever get tired of hurling bitches you could flip tables as well. very nice effect, really.
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~MissusHow Oct 14, 2008  Student Artist
Bitch needs to know her place.
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:iconsausage-of-joy:
really, she does. I'm glad I didn't get another "serious" reply hahaha, the internet is a serious place for serious people obviously haha.
what do you mean about cow milk by the by?
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~MissusHow Oct 14, 2008  Student Artist
It's a question to ponder!

Like seriously! I'm not saying cow's milk isn't delicious but seriouslies...

wtf were they doing looking down there pokin' around near that cow's boobies? >:l
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it just struck me that I've actually been thinking about this alot lately,
just sometimes during the morning I squeeze my tit in the mirror and go "fucking sick fucks, that's another babes milk".
I'm generally intruiged by the idea that somebody tasted, whipped, chopped and grilled everything until they figured out recipees from it. at some point it must've been so basic as some apeman just thinking "that dangly thing looks dangly fine, I'll suck it dry".
the mid man mid ape creature must've been one fucked up beast, it must've been completely restrained by bodily needs and overwhelmed with perverse curiosity and still with a capacity for angst. completely outrageous!... pretty much... yeah... accurately enough that desribes us.
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~MissusHow Oct 14, 2008  Student Artist
Yeah. i think I read a book where there were nomadic tribes, and they'd taste different herbs and vegetables and wait to see what the effects were.

Despite how disgusting it might have been, you could almost consider them our earliest form of scientists. Hypothesize, test, record.

Except they didn't write it down, they memorized it and passed it down through oral tradition. You gotta give 'em credit for having such good memories, and...resolve.

I imagine that i'd been a bit turned off of the herb finding business once I got horribly sick from eating something poisonous. But they kept at it.
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